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| Manyakis, Part 3: Sex talk. (PG-13, for suggestive elements.) |
[ | | Thursday, February 2, 2006 | | ] |
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Tulog - Chad Borja |
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Special guest star: Ange.
Adi: Nakipag-sEX ka na ba?
Aissa: ...Ano?
Adi: Sinangag Express, gagi.
Aissa: Ah! ...sex??
Ange: Oo, sexpress, sEX! Sinangag Express!
Aissa: HAHAHA astig! sEX!! Kayo, nakapag-sex na ba kayo?
Adi: Aba oo, kasama si Dave. at Ange.
Aissa: (gasp) HOMYGOD tatlo kayo!
Ange: Bakit? Masarap naman e!
Aissa: Hmmm.
Adi: Bakit?
Aissa: Masarap ba yun sEX?
Adi: Oo naman. Tapos mura pa!
Aissa: Wow! cheap sEX! Excited na ako!
Adi: Let's invite Dave, okay?
Aissa: Yes, we all know he enjoys the sEX.
In DLSU
Adi: (to Bianx) Tara, sEX tayo mamaya.
Bianx: Sige!
Toni: ......What?
Bianx: sEX kami, sali ka?
Toni: .........
Aissa: Chris! sEX tayo this Friday, okay?
Chris: Ah okay, so, who are we?
Aissa: We're a lot...mga, nine people? The more the merrier!
Chris: Wow! ...can I invite Ray?
Aissa: Sure! Kupal mo naman, how can you think of having sEX without him?
Note: Ray never made it to the good sEX. with lots of vinegar.
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| Manyakis, Part 2: Geek-Sephiroth-Masamune love. (PG-13, for suggestive elements.) |
[ | | Thursday, February 2, 2006 | | ] |
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Sairin: Kata Tsubasa No Tenshi - Nobuo Uematsu |
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Adi and Aissa are in front of Aissa's computer, listening to songs. "Sairin: Kata Tsubasa No Tenshi", the rock-orchestra revised version of Sephiroth's "One Winged Angel", comes up. The rock music starts.
Adi and Aissa: ......
Adi and Aissa: AAAAGGGGHHHHHH!
Adi: Sephiroth...
Aissa: ...Ang hot niya!!
Adi: Oo!!
Adi and Aissa: AAAAGGGGHHHHH!
Adi and Aissa: (sigh)
Aissa: I remember this part! Sephiroth's all, "Long time no see, Cloud-o." And then he shows him his sword.
Adi: That sounds wrong.
Aissa: ...
Adi: ...
Adi: Masamune!
Aissa: Yes, pretty sword.
Aissa: (voice shifts, pleading and girlish, hands clasped together) Ohhh, Sephi-sama...I want to see your sword...
Aissa: (voice shifts again, lower, rougher voice) Yes. This (makes drawing sword motions) is my sword. It is...the Masamune!!
Aissa: (voice shifts again, hands still clasped together) Ohhh...it's so long, Sephi-sama...can I touch it?
Adi: Hahaha! Gaga! Bastos!
Adi: (voice shifts) Yamete, yamete, Sephi-sama! Iie! Iie! Onegai!
Aissa: (voice shifts) Touch my sword, now...
Adi and Aissa: ...HAHAHA!
Note: Go and download this song, by the way. Great song, pretty song. Nice to 'emote' to. Mwahahaha.
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| christmas 2005 |
[ | | Friday, January 27, 2006 | | ] |
And We Have To Scare Him Away?
(While waiting for Ray by Shang)
Maan: (skeptical) O, so we'll look for a guy who's tall, and thin and looks like Chris?
Denma: (more skeptical) A guy version of Chris.
Chris: Yeah.
Maan: (evil) And we have to scare him away?
Chris: You...can try.
Maan: (to Denma) So, we go inside Tower Records, and try to hostage him!
Denma: Not hostage, kidnap.
Maan: Ay! Yeah, pretend to kidnap him. Then we say, "Excuse me, are you Ray? Come with us." Then we lead him to the van.
Denma: Okay... but how do we know it's him??
Bianx: (to Chris)...You know, maybe we should just pick him up...
Electro-shock Therapy
(In St. Francis's Square, walking in groups. Maan, Adi, and Aissa are leading the way.)
Maan: (obviously excited) Teka, teka! I have to show you something, I have to show you something!
Aissa: Huh? Ano ba 'to? What are we going to do??
Adi: Bibili yata ng ballpen e...
Maan: (still excited) They're electrocuting ballpens!
Aissa: Well, that's cheerful.
Adi: Maan! That's mean!
Maan: (laughs evilly) I have a plan e! Tignan mo 'to--bibili tayo ng ballpen, tapos I'll go up to Ray, I'll ask him to sign something for me, then when he clicks the ballpen, ma-gground siya! Hahahaha!
Aissa and Adi: ANG SAMA MO!
Maan: (dismissively) Hindi, hindi, okay lang yan! (points at ballpen) O, bili na, eighty pesos lang!
Aissa: Ako ang bibili? This is your evil plan!!
Maan: (feral grin) Sige na, bilhan mo na! Parating na sila!
(Maan eventually cons me into buying the ballpen. Which I do, with a little chipping in from Lyssa and Dave. Chris and Ray are standing a few meters away. Maan walks up to the two of them, ballpen and paper in hand, smiling.)
Maan: (scary smile, walking slowly towards them) Ray~ Can I have your phone number?
Ray: (wary) Uh. Why...?
Maan: (still smiling) Para makausap kita...
Ray: ...
Maan: So I can greet you a Merry Christmas! Sige na, write it down...
Ray: ... (takes pen)
Everyone Who Is In On The Plan: (watching with anticipated glee)
Ray: (tries to write, no ink comes out)
Maan: (smile is getting bigger) You have to click the top para lumabas yun ink!
Ray: ... (looks at Maan) (clicks the top)
Maan: HAHAHAHAHA!
Everyone Who Is In On The Plan: HAHAHAHA! It is accomplished! HAHAHAHA!
Denma Enjoys the Electrifying Sensations, but Is Not Inhuman
(After electro-shock therapy with Ray, Denma takes the ballpen)
Denma: So you press it down?
Everyone: Yep.
(Denma presses it down for quite a long time, is not reacting, seems to enjoy the sensations)
Everyone: ...
Adi: (dubious) Can you even feel it?
Denma: (indignant) of course I can! I'm not inhuman!
( more! )
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[ | | Thursday, January 26, 2006 | | ] |
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*Checks on our official site*
Oh dear gods, it's so buggy. x_X Geocities, I hate thee.
Must fix when I have the time. *places it on a long list of things-to-do-when-I-have-time*
Oh yeah guys, we do still have a community up. If you want to brave the long-forgotten internet dust-filled site, then come and visit it.
- Kei, the one who should be studying, but isn't, because she wants to die -
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